Baby Juice Express

Synopsis:

Desmond (Nick Moran) and Frank (Philip Davis) have no idea what to do with ?20,000 in mob money that they acquire. When a beautiful woman skilfully takes it away from Frank, he and Desmond have to deal with the mob boss Krakowski?s henchmen banging down their door. The solution? The Baby Juice Express? A tube of the ageing Krakowski?s sperm is regularly smuggled out of prison and transported via a complex chain of emissaries to his mistress Trixie ? along with a turkey baster to apply it! It is this insalubrious gravy train that is Des and Frank?s last hope of finding the cash that can save their necks ? but when they set out to hijack the ?Baby-Juice Express?, the sperm really hits the fan!