Andreas Bajohra
Yvonne Michael
Nick Moran
Jason Piette
Bob Portal
Michael Hurst
Nick Moran
Desmond (Nick Moran) and Frank (Philip Davis) have no idea what to do with £20,000 in mob money that they acquire. When a beautiful woman skilfully takes it away from Frank, he and Desmond have to deal with the mob boss Krakowski’s henchmen banging down their door. The solution? The Baby Juice Express… A tube of the ageing Krakowski’s sperm is regularly smuggled out of prison and transported via a complex chain of emissaries to his mistress Trixie – along with a turkey baster to apply it! It is this insalubrious gravy train that is Des and Frank’s last hope of finding the cash that can save their necks – but when they set out to hijack the “Baby-Juice Express”, the sperm really hits the fan!